Stop Hitting Yourself

"At tonight's party you were observed and those observations are currently being compiled into a list of the things you need to be taught. We have one month to perfect you. In one month, we're going to have another party. The difference is at this next party, the Queen will be in attendance. Improvement. Succor. Fate. Queso. Wardrobe. Charity. Belief."

Once a year at the Charity Ball a single worthy cause is selected to benefit from the Queen's annual good deed. Families of note compete to find the citizens most deserving of assistance. This year, a socialite has discovered a wildman in the forest and brings him home to improve him. The wildman's desire to save the natural world and to bring about an era of love and harmony is a sure-winner. Now she must teach him how to eat and dance, how to bow and flatter, how to behave in society so that his cause can be victorious.

Rude Mechs is currently embracing the fundamental beliefs underlying late-stage capitalism and indulging in some 1930's Hollywood glamour. Part Pygmalion, part Busby Berkley, part self-help lexicon -- all while tap-dancing around a queso fountain. STOP HITTING YOURSELF borrows from the plots of 1930's musicals to dig into the contemporary conservative dilemma: how to honor steely individualism without disavowing the virtue of charity. Tap dancing, fine dining, and the missionary position will all be employed in order to help all Americans stop hitting yourself.

*Some of the Many People Involved*: Hope Bennett, Thomas Graves, Heather Hanna, Matt Hislope, Hannah Kenah, Lisa Laratta, Lana Lesley, Jason Liebrecht, Kirk Lynn, Graham Reynolds, Brian Scott, Shawn Sides, Paul Soileau, Dallas Tate, plus amazing technicians, crew, interns, and Rude Mechs company members keeping it awesome.

Thu
Apr 4
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Fri
Apr 5
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Sat
Apr 6
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Sun
Apr 7
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Thu
Apr 11
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Fri
Apr 12
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Sat
Apr 13
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Sun
Apr 14
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Thu
Apr 18
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Fri
Apr 19
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Sat
Apr 20
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.
Sun
Apr 21
8:00pm
Online tickets sales have closed for this show. You may still be able to purchase tickets at the Box Office. If not we will begin a waiting list at the door on each performance night beginning at 7pm. Show up to the box office, in person, at 7pm and get your name on the list. We will release unclaimed tickets to the waiting list at 5 minutes to curtain.

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Apr 4th-7th 2013, Apr 11th-14th 2013, Apr 18th-21st 2013 at 8:00pm